Thothmuffin
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Insomnia, where did you come from?!
OK, suddenly I have insomnia! I've been sleeping 7-8 hours every night just fine for months. I haven't had any caffeine today. I haven't eaten for 8 hours. I have to get up at 8 AM tomorrow. There's not good reason why I should still be awake. I'm just...not tired!
Maybe I have turned into some sort of superhuman who no longer requires sleep. I doubt this for one very good reason:
1. A superhuman would not have spent the last hour of precious time snatched from sleep's claws looking at lolcats.
I guess we will see how superhuman I feel tomorrow. IF TOMORROW EVER COMES. If I never sleep, won't it just be today...FOREVER? I know time doesn't work like that, but it feels that way when I don't sleep.
But now you know the conditions under which I have the time to make blog posts. That's right, the blog comes AFTER an hour of lolcats.
I will try to do better.
Maybe I have turned into some sort of superhuman who no longer requires sleep. I doubt this for one very good reason:
1. A superhuman would not have spent the last hour of precious time snatched from sleep's claws looking at lolcats.
I guess we will see how superhuman I feel tomorrow. IF TOMORROW EVER COMES. If I never sleep, won't it just be today...FOREVER? I know time doesn't work like that, but it feels that way when I don't sleep.
But now you know the conditions under which I have the time to make blog posts. That's right, the blog comes AFTER an hour of lolcats.
I will try to do better.
